I'm such a nerd. So I'm listening to The Beatles Last Night In Hamburg and there's Sweet Little Sixteen, right. So I'm thinking next year I'm going to be sixteen. And it's like a landmark kinda birthday, right. It's a long way off. But since I've finished my French project, I have nothing else to worry about. No. I do have stuff to worry about. Like the debate. And exams. But anyway. So it sticks in my head my friend saying "You have to have a birthday! Sweet Sixteen!". This happened awhile ago. She was saying I had to have one because I haven't had one for awhile and I'll want to have one. But it needs to be big. Needs to be important. Not one like my last ones. Just friends over for pizza, a movie, and computer. That's so boring. It's fun. Okay. But it's nothing special. But I mean, what can I do? Hmm. Maybe Paul will decide to come to Ontario to celebrate New Year's Eve. Not bloody likely. But I can hope. I shouldn't really even bother thinking about it. But I feel like it.
I have a headache. Bleeeeergh.
…
Crap.
I'm not in a complaining mood today.
Y'know, when you feel like complaining, you have to do it. You can't wait.
Maybe it's because of the music.
You can't complain when you're listening to the Beatles.
Okay, you can. But not really.
Well, you know what I mean.
I've been having a lot of dreams lately, but I haven't been writing them down so I forget them quickly. There's no time in the morning to write it down.
Jolly good.
Hahhaha.
Paul.
You're so cute.
Yeah yeah.
Hmm.
What can I complain about?
I don't want to complain.
But I want to.
But I can't.
Bleh.
Hmm.
Jenny and The Beatles
One day Jenny was walking down the street. And what a lovely street it was. On her walk, she met a balloon. "Hello" said the balloon. "Hello" said Jenny. The balloon was red. "Would you like to come fly with me?" asked the balloon. "Sure" said Jenny. And off they went. "Look over there" said the balloon. Jenny looked. "It's just a cloud" Jenny said. "Ah, but there you're wrong. This is not just any cloud" said the balloon. "What's so special about it?" asked Jenny. "You'll see…" said the balloon with a mischievous grin. Suddenly, they were pushed forward by a gust of wind. "Hello" said the wind. "Hello" said Jenny. "I see you met the balloon" said the wind. "Yes" said Jenny. "Has he told you about the cloud yet?" asked the wind. "No" said Jenny. The wind frowned at the balloon. The wind pushed them towards the cloud. When Jenny went through the cloud, everything went white. Jenny coughed and coughed. The balloon just laughed at her. "Hey, I thought you were a nice balloon!" Jenny said. "Looks can be deceiving" said the balloon with a grin. Suddenly, a voice boomed from behind them. "What are you doing here?" it asked. "We are going for a walk" said the wind. The cloud sneezed and it began to rain. "Hello" said one teardrop. "Do do'n do-do" said another teardrop. "Hello" said Jenny. Then the teardrops became eyes. "Wow" said Jenny, amazed. And then the eyes became a face. And the face became a person. "Hello" said the person. "Hello" said Jenny. "Who are you?" asked Jenny. Suddenly, Jenny began to fall. She had let go of the balloon. The balloon laughed. Falling, falling. "What are you doing?" asked the voice. "Falling" Jenny replied. "Are you okay?" asked the wind. "Yes" said Jenny. "What are you doing?" asked the voice. "I'm falling. And you keep calling that out again."
Do you ever get that thing where you're looking at something and then it seems really far away. But it's really right there.
Okay.
I think what you're knowing.
And you're wrong.
I don't.
I may sound like it.
But I don't.
And if you didn't think it before, you must be thinking it now.
But you're wrong.
I was born that way.
Oh, and did you guess who was who?
No, probably not.
Because it was just in my mind.
I don't know why it happened that way.
It just did.
But you can interpret it differently.
But John was the balloon.
And George was the wind.
And Ringo was the voice.
He sneezed.
Ha.
So that means Paul was the person.
Yeah.
For no reason in particular.
But that was fun.
Let's do it again.
Shall we?
Haha.
Wait.
Not yet.
Oh yes wait a minute Mr. Postman.
But didn't you like the part at the end?
It was so clever.
You know.
Typing like this really stretches the page a lot.
But I like typing like this.
So.
Falling.
Har.
Okay.
Are we ready now?
I can't do it again.
It's not spontaneous.
Crap.
Okay.
Let's try a different way.
For real this time.
I'm starting…
Now.
Jennie and The Beatles
Jennie was a beautiful girl with long flowing golden hair that always shone in the sunlight. Her eyes were a piercing blue. She came home from school. "Mommy, look, I got another A++!" she said. "That's wonderful, darling" said her mother. "I have a surprise for you!" said her mother. "What is that?" asked Jennie. "I got tickets for the Beatles concert!" her mother said holding up the four tickets. "YAY! THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH!" cried Jennie, giving her mother a hug. "Are you coming with me?" Jennie asked. "Oh no, I thought you'd want to bring your friends with you" said her mother. "YAY!" cried Jennie again. The next day she woke up and got ready for the Beatles concert. She put on her favourite outfit that looked really really gear and fab. Her mother drove her to her friend Penny's house later that night and then they went to pick up her other friends, Prudence and Pam. Then they went to the Beatles concert! The concert was fun. After the concert, the girls snuck backstage to meet the Beatles! The Beatles were very surprised, but they fell in love with the girls right away. "Oh Jennie" said George "you're so beautiful and you're name is so gear spelt with an 'ie', it's like Pattie, but she doesn't matter now, because I love you!" Penny and Paul started making out on the couch. Prudence and John started making out on the floor. Pam and Ringo started making out on the ceiling. But Jennie was scared. "It's okay" said George "you're the gearest girl I ever met!" Jennie giggled. Then they made out. Then the Beatles asked them to join them on tour. "Of course!" the girls said. A month later, they were all married. No, wait, just Jennie and George. Jennie got really mad and killed Penny and Prudence and Pam so she could have all of the Beatles to herself. But no one knew it was her, because Jennie was so innocent and beautiful. And everyone was very protective of Jennie because they didn't want the Beatle girlfriend killer to come back. But she wouldn't because it was Jennie, remember? So then after she had twelve babies with George, she started dating John behind his back. But George never found out, so it was okay. Oh yeah and George changed his name to Georgie so it would be the same as Jennie. Then John changed his name to Johnnie so he could be like Jennie because she was so cool. And Paul changed his name to Paulie because he secretly loved Jennie. And Ringo changed his name back to Richard and then Richie because Jennie was his favourite person in the world. So then the Beatles changed their names to the Jennies because they loved Jennie so much. And they let Jennie be the singer in the band because she was the best singer in the world. Then Jennie secretly got married to Johnnie and had nine babies. But Georgie still didn't know. Then Paulie confessed his love for Jennie but Jennie said she couldn't love him because she was already secretly with Johnnie. Paulie got mad and threatened her that if she didn't stop seeing Johnnie, that he would change his name back and change the group's name back and tell everyone the truth about her. Jennie didn't like this and Paulie suddenly died in a motorcycle accident. Jennie was very sad because she really loved Paulie. So they hired this guy to pretend to be Paulie and Jennie was happy again and she married Paulie. The fake one, not the dead one. And Georgie didn't find out. Oh and she had thirty-two more kids but she couldn't keep track of which ones belong to which Jennie (meaning Beatle because the Beatles changed their name, remember?). So she decided to break up with all the Jennies and go out with Richie. Then one day Richie sneezed and Jennie died. Then everyone was very sad because everyone loved Jennie. Then Paulie was alive again because of the time machine. Then all the Jennies became Beatles and changed their names back. Then they did a concert and there was a girl named Jenny there who was very sweet, but she wouldn't go out with them. So all of them but George gave up, because George loved her. Then Jenny finally said yes and they got married and lived happily ever after. The end.
M'sieur m'sieur, How about another?
Ah, but I've still got a headache.
But this is fun.
Ah ha.
I can't think with this bulb hanging over my head.
Thank you.
Jennifer and The Beatles
One day, Jennifer was walking to the park, as she did every day. She passed by the same building she passed every day. She passed by the same gate she passed every day. She passed by the same car she passed every day. She walked across the same street she walked across every day. But this was not like every day. Suddenly, Jennifer stopped, feet in mid-walk, hands in mid-swing. "Oh my gosh" she thought "I'm going to get hit by a car!". She looked down the road. There was a white car coming towards her. She tried to block herself, but it was no use. The car stopped. She looked down the sidewalk. The people were frozen. Everything had stopped. She looked down in horror. Her foot was floating off the ground! But wait, that wasn't her foot! "Where are my shoes? What? I wasn't wearing a suit, I - a cigarette! I don't smoke I - OH MY GOSH!" She looked up. There was a man in front of her. "OWWW!" "EY WASH IT!" She turned around. "OH MY GOSH!" she gasped. But it wasn't her voice. She screamed. But it wasn't her scream. "BLOODY 'ELL!" she cried. What? She never said "bloody 'ell" in her life! A man came running up to her. "Paul, what's wrong?" Paul? She gulped. She turned around and ran to a nearby car and looked at her reflection in the glass. Or rather, his reflection. "BLOODY HELL!"
Okay.
That was going to be a Science Fiction but my heart's just not into it right now. I think I need to sleep. Yeah.