I've always wanted an older brother or sister.
There were these books I used the read, Alice books, and this girl had an older brother, Lester or something stupid like that. And he was always nice to her and protected her.
So I wanted an older brother.
I decided anything was better than a younger brother.
The only thing worse about an older brother, is that'd he'd actually be able to beat me up if he wanted to.
But a sister couldn't beat me up. Well, in most cases. Unless she was one of those really big or athletic girls or whatever. But generally when we fight we'd just pull each other's hair and stuff. You know.
But the problem with younger brothers, and I guess sisters as well, like Joanie Cunningham, is if you have an older brother or sister, like me or Richie, that is perfct in every way, they act all screwy.
It's like that one episode, Joanie was talking to someone, I think it was that annoying dude with the awful half-shirt, she was saying she went through this phase where she totally rebelled because she could never be as perfect as Richie.
But that was wrong. Because everyone is different. Everyone is equal.
Wait, that made no sense.
But what does Joanie know? She dumps Chachi like every episode, what kind of dumbass would do that?
Anyway…
You'd think a younger sibling would look up to you. And they do.
But not all the time.
My brother.
*sigh*