Ugh. I'm pretty bored. There's nothing on TV. Yet I'd like to watch TV. Something, anything. But there's nothing.
Well, I happened upon this website with a bunch of movies and you can make a list of movies you've seen.
You know how many movies there are in the world? LIKE TWENTY BILLION.
And I went through them all.
Of course, it's not a complete list. But there's a freaking lot.
See how bored I am?
Now, I'm trying to remember if I saw Princess Diaries II on TV sometime last year. I think I did. Was that the one where she had the mattresses down the stairs slumber party thing? I think it was. But I mean, WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?
Well, if I did see it, it must not have left an impression on me because I didn't write about it in my blog. Searching for "princess" turns up things mostly about "Princess Gwen" and "Princess Diana". Heh heh.
I mean, more importantly than who slides down their stairs and asks old ladies to sing at their slumber parties is WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THERE WAS A HOT BRITISH GUY IN THAT MOVIE?
OH MY GOD. THERE'S A TRAILER!
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HURRY UP I WANT TO SEE MASON!
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AHHH COME ON COME ON!
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OHH IT'S TINY!
IS THAT HIM?
No, that's the old lady.
Is that him?
No…
AH THERE HE IS! HE'S A NERD! AHHH!
IS THAT HIM?
EWWW, NO, THAT'S THE UGLY GUY.
OH! HE'S IN THE BACKGROUND!
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Well, that was disappointing! And actually, I think he's the good guy and she doesn't even end up with him in the end!
Well, that's okay. I'll take him. BWHAHA.