Last night I watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and The Seven Year Itch with Marilyn Monroe. I mean, Marilyn was in the movies, she wasn't watching them with me. ;)
I don't think I've seen any of her movies before, they were both all right, kind of strange, but not really strange enough for me. The first one was strange with the singing and dancing and the Olympic dudes in the flesh coloured bathing suits. And I felt pretty stupid at the end, because I didn't realize that Marilyn wasn't really Marilyn. Heh heh heh.
The Seven Year Itch, well, I want to say it was better, but that guy, MAN was he annoying. I mean, I swear, there wasn't a single second of silence in that movie, he just had to chatter on and chatter on and never shut up! Reminded me of me, actually. The movie was really more about him than Marilyn. But that one line where the one dude's like "who's in the kitchen?" and the other dude's like "for all you know, it could be Marilyn Monroe!" BWHAHA. That was pretty funny.
Just finished watching Cursed. I've been meaning to see it for awhile since, well, Scott Baio's in it. It's only a cameo, which sucks, but the movie didn't really seem that long. Of course, I didn't see it from the beginning, so maybe that's why. BUT WHAT AN AWFUL MOVIE! I mean, come on! Werewolves do not talk! They do not say "oh shit!" when they hear the police. They do not call Christina Ricci a "bitch". And HONESTLY, they do not give people the finger! Even though the werewolf is really a person, THEY JUST DO NOT DO THAT!
And seriously, I don't think I usually yell at people in the movies, but I was insulting these people pretty much the entire time. "RUN YOU STUPID DUMBASSES! DON'T STAND THERE!" And really, the ending, HOW LAME! First off, for them to be clean and pretty after killing the dude, and then for him to go off with his new girlfriend and boyfriend is just stupid. And for her to clean the house. And just not care! Like, they were SMILING in the end. I think after killing your boyfriend and Scott Baio's publicist and being attacked by a werewolf and all that crap you'd be A LITTLE TRAUMATIZED. I mean, if Pam Anderson walked up to that dude and asked him to walk her home, I think he might hesitate, at least for a second. I mean, if Keith Moon came up to me after all that and asked me to walk him home… well… hmm… I think I would ask him to give me a hug, actually. Then I'd go and walk off with him. Well, I don't think I'd want to be hanging around my demon dog and leaving my sister alone at home with the werewolf that may not even be dead, because hey, how much do I really know about werewolves? So yeah, these people were pretty freaking stupid.
Oh, no, no, it'd have to be Scott Baio that comes and rescues me. Very convenient, actually. That works out a lot better. Well, I'd rather it be Keith, but you know, under the circumstances, Scott'll do. ;)