So my friend emails me from this thing where you send this thing to all these people and then you get a free iPod. It was on my hotmail address, so I figured I'd do it and "help" her out. You're supposed to enter your hotmail password so it can send it to all your friends, but I didn't do that, because I'm not an idiot. I filled out all fake information so I won't be getting my iPod. :(
There was one section where you're supposed to enter a poem in this contest. Here's my poem, I think it should win:
I like the moon
It is whiteI like the sun
It is yellowI like the sky
It is blueBut sometimes
It is gray
It makes me cryI like hell
It is red
Now go there
You crap face