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In another life, I woke up dreaming

I woke up this morning and I was like "what the hell? where am I?". And then I remembered. I went to bed last night, so that's why I was waking up in a bed. It was a very enlightening experience.

Anyway, I got dressed and decided to go for a walk. I didn't have any particular plan in mind, I just felt like going for a walk. It was pretty early. Six o'clock or something. Anyway, it was those stupid birds' fault. They always make so much noise in the morning, so I have to get up and close the window, but if I do that, I'm awake, and when I'm awake, I can't go back to sleep, you know?

Like I was saying, I went for a walk. Anyway, there was this dude standing at the bus stop with this little poodle and he was really creeping me out, so I crossed the street and almost got hit by a car. So then I started to yell at the guy in the car — it was actually a really nice car — but then everything started to shake and I was all "holy crap!".

So then I woke up again and I was in the hospital. Anyway, I said I was fine, but they said "no, no, you need to lie down" and I'm like "pfft, screw that, I'm going home!", so I went home. What do they know anyway?

Right, so then I'm like at home, but I'm still feeling really dizzy, so I decided I would lie down. Huh. I guess they do know something. So I started to watch TV. There was nothing on. Isn't that annoying when people say "oh, there's nothing on?" because, I mean, there's always something on, right? I know some people find that really annoying. But not me, actually.

So then there's someone at the door and so I had to get off the couch and answer the stupid door. So then Mick comes in and he's all "yo, what's up, I heard you were at the hospital?" and I'm like "yeah, there was this loser in a car and he ran me over and there was an earthquake or something" and Mick's like "what? I didn't know there was an earthquake!" and I'm like "oh, that's probably because you were asleep" and Mick's like "no, if there was an earthquake, I'd have woken up" but I'm like "no no, you see, you were in the deepest part of the sleep cycle, so you wouldn't have woken up" and Mick's like "how do you know what part of the sleep cycle I was in?" and I was like "psh, come on, it's so obvious" and Mick's like "no, tell me how you know" and I'm like "no, never mind, I made it all up" and Mick's like "why would you do that?" and I'm like "I was bored".

So anyway, me and Mick decided to go out for another walk. I mean, after the episode this morning with the whole walking thing, you'd think I'd be off walking for awhile, but there was nothing on TV, remember? And Mick said he'd protect me from the cars, so that was nice of him. He's a real nice guy, you know?

Anyway, so Mick's suddenly like "whoa, I just forgot my name" and I'm like "what are you talking about?" and he's like "what's my name?" and I'm like "tch tch, Mick, I thought you weren't doing those crazy drugs anymore" and he's like "no, I'm not, but really, I forgot my name!" and I'm like "Mick, you loser, I just told you" and he's like "what?" and I'm like "MICK!" and he's like "ha ha, you actually believed me" and I'm like "psh, not for a second, I was just playing along" and he's like "psh, right".

So then Mick had to go home. It was kind of sad, because he just showed up and then just had to leave like a few paragraphs later. Kind of pointless, his whole visit really.