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Is it just me, or did it just get really hot in here?

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHMYGOD.

After the show I ran for the stage door. All band members left without signing autographs except Pete. He went into a bus for about 30 minutes then came out and signed a bunch of stuff. I have this tattoo of Pete jumping in the air on my right forearm and wanted to get it signed so I could have the autograph tattooed also. He was 2 feet in front of me, signed an Empty Glass album cover for the kid beside me then I showed him my tattoo and asked for him to sign it but he moved to the guy on the other side of me without signing. Great show but disappointment for me at the end.

AND — THIS WAS SOME DUDE AT THE LONDON SHOW!!! THAT ***I*** WAS AT!!!

PETE ***SIGNED*** STUFF!!!! FOR PEOPLE!!!!

HOLLLLLLLLLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. My. God.

OH MY GOD.

No way.

No freaking way.

NO way.

OH MY GOD.

I'm like fanning myself because I'm going to pass out and OH MY GOD.

I COULD MEET THE WHO.

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the dude who wrote the review above is like "well, I guess I'll try again in Toronto!"

IN TORONTO! OH MY GOD! ***I***'M GOING TO TORONTO!!!!!

This sounds like it's a fairly common occurrence, and that they sign stuff regularly. At least, Pete does. SO THAT MEANS I HAVE A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god. I just thought.

Actually, okay, I need to explain something about Saturday.

I've started to wear my bright green hat at all my concerts. I think Ringo saw my hat, because he kept looking at me during the concert. Unfortunately, I didn't enjoy that concert because my mind was, well, on other things, that had happened before the show. And I think he was a little disappointed that I didn't wave to him or dance or smile or anything. Okay, maybe a *lot* disappointed. I'm sorry, Ringo. I love you.

Anyway, at Clapton, I noticed this guy on the floor wearing this BRIGHT GREEN shirt, and it just STOOD OUT like WHOA!

And my HAT is just like that!

Pete was pretty close to me. Well, okay, not that close, but I mean, closer than Roger.

Pete seems to have a fondness for hats, as was apparent by his lovely hat that he wore to my concert.

And maybe, just maybe, he turned to his left and saw that little girl in that silly hat.

"Hey, what a groovy hat," he thought, "I should get one just like that".

And I bet that's what he thought. So people, look out for Pete with a crazy green hat. If you see him wearing one, it was because of ME. ME!!!

Well, maybe they don't really give autographs often. Maybe it was just that one time.

Maybe he saw a little glimmer in my eye or something, and he said "just look at that little girl up there. She came to see me, and old geezer with a big nose. That's so sweet of her. I should try to find her after the show."

Maybe Pete decided to give out autographs because he was looking for ME. And that's why he supposedly went to "the bus" for 30 minutes. He was really looking for ME, not some silly bus.

He was disappointed that he didn't find me, but he had to go onto the next show.

But never fear, Pete dear. I will see you again in Toronto. I won't be quite so close this time, and I believe I'm on the wrong side of the stage, so you'll have to look a little harder, but you should still be able to see me with my bright green hat. And then, remember to wait after the show, because then you will finally get to meet me, just like you've always dreamed you would.

I'm so kind. What can I say? I do these things for my people.

I meet them, let them hold my hand, give me a hug. I let them scribble their name on my belongings, so that they can think that one day I'll still remember them when I look at their signature. I'm just that nice.

And Pete, I'll make a special exception for you. Maybe I'll even go and drink some tea with you. Just because I'm nice like that. Maybe I'll even let your friend Roger join us. Maybe I'll even go on your bus and join you on the rest of your tour.

What can I say? My fans love me.