1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?:
- I didn't *say* anything. But I *thought* "adjust pant legs" or something to that effect. Except, that sounds robotic, like my brain is sending instructions to my body… which, wait, that actually happens, doesn't it? Whoa.
2. When is the next time you will make out?:
- Yesterday.
- When I take my glasses off I can barely make out anything.
- I don't really want to know how I make out in Calculus this year.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?:
- Ahhahahaha. My mommy told me not to swear on my blog anymore. But you all know what I'm thinking.
4. What's your favorite planet?:
- Venus, because Sailor Venus was the prettiest.
- On second though, the moon is cooler.
5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?:
- Seeing as I don't have a cell phone, I don't have a missed calls list. However, the third person on my home phone is my mom's work.
6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?:
- Seeing as I don't have a cell phone, I don't have a favourite ringtone. However, if I had a ringtone, it would be The Who. And it would be… umm… WHO ARE YOU. That would be pretty clever. And while ideally I would rather it be Cobwebs and Strange or something, Who Are You would most probably actually be available.
7. What shirt are you wearing right now?:
- A shirt my aunt bought for me.
- The same shirt I was wearing yesterday.
8. What do you "label" yourself as?:
- Nerd.
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?:
- I am wearing no shoes. And I don't look at brands.
10. Bright or dark room?:
- The lights are on, but they seem darker than usual. I think I need a new bulb.
11. What do you think about the person who last took the survey?:
- I don't know if I know the last person who took this survey, seeing as someone could have posted it somewhere that I haven't seen.
- But, seeing as you are actually referring to the person whom I stole this survey from… I haven't talked to her in a long time. When I did know her well, I thought she was one of the most normal of my friends. But that's not saying much, considering my friends.
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?:
- Well, assuming this is a hotel, I would pick whichever one is not in front of the mirror. But assuming this is a hotel, there would be only one bed, because I would not pay for a room with two beds if I'm only using one! However, if Chachi had to come with me because we were going to see that Fats Domino or someone in concert, we would try to get the room with two beds, but they're all occupied, and the guy at the desk is convinced we're on our honeymoon, so he makes sure to give us the honeymoon suite, but then Chachi tries to sleep on the desk but then I feel bad for him so then we sleep in the same bed but if we keep one foot on the group everything is a-okay until the Fonz shows up and thinks we're being naughty little kids, but it all works itself out within half an hour, because my life is just perfect like that.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?:
- Talking to my mom about her curfew, which, I'm proud to say, she came home on time, so she didn't have to go to her room.
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?:
- Well, I don't have a phone, but the last (and first) text message I received was from Jennifer to Jada's phone and it said something like "Jenny + Keith = <3"
15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?:
- A Quick One While He's Away.
- I love the way this question is worded.
- Mike Post Theme is stuck in my head.
- I listened to You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet and A Man In A Purple Dress too many times to count today. Actually, I think two each.
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?:
- Again, my mommy said no swearing.
- "Yes"
- "No"
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?:
- Roger. He said "I fell right in love with you". And I mean, when he was just a wee boy with wee hair (well, I mean, he only has a wee bit of hair now, but I mean, compared to the 70s when he had POOF! hair) and he looked straight into the camera it could make anyone SQUEE. And even NOW when he's an OLD MAN he can STILL do that!
- I don't know if anybody loved me last, unless they loved me and then died, because I would hope they would have moved on, you know?
18. Last furry thing you touched?:
- Rolo.
19. How many drugs have you done in the past three days?:
- None. But I think Jada did some in French class.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
- Develop? What's that?
- I took some pictures of the sky a few weeks ago. I like to take pictures of the sky. *ding*
21. Favorite age you have been so far?:
- 18.
- Prehistoric.
22. Your worst enemy?:
- English Calculus
- Time
- Weekdays
- My brother
- Food
- Eating chips before bed and waking up with a yucky taste in your mouth
23. What is your current desktop picture?:
- KEITH! In The Kids Are Alright, when he's got the beard and he's like "you couldn't afford me".
- My dad asked who he was today. Geesh. But understandable, with the beard and all.
- Also, I need a new picture. Hmm. Let's go look.
- Now it's scary Keith and Ringo after saying "it's probably….. we're drunk".
24. What is the last thing you said to someone?:
- "Good night", maybe?
26. Do you love someone?:
- There's the store where the creatures meet I… wonder what they do in there?
27. Last song you listened to?:
- Getting In Tune - The Who
- As I said, I keep going back and forth between BTO (Canada's answer to ELP, their big hit was TCB) and The Who in my brain, seeing as they are stuck in there.
28. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do?:
- I don't know who the last person I spoke to on the phone is.
- Phone?
30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?:
- What games? Oh, do you mean those "hit the bullseye and win an iPod" things? Yes, occassionally, if I'm waiting for a page to load or something.
31. What are your favorite PJs?:
- The purple turtle ones.
- I don't wear PJs. I just wear clothes. Why do you need to get dressed to go to bed? What a stupid concept. I should make a post about stupid concepts, because I can think of a lot that are accepted quite readily by the public.
32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?:
- You're supposed to hold your breath, which I used to do occasionally. But I mean, I'm dangerous. Let me be possesed. Woooo.
- My mom was watching Holmes on Homes, and they had this temperature measuring… measurer? And they're like "it could mean bugs, water damage, or… something else". Me, upstairs, thought it was a ghost show. You know, with the something else = ghosts? But no. Ha ha.
33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?:
- Not that I can recall.
34. How old do you think you'll live to be?:
- 6.
35. Have you ever been to www.43things.com?:
- Yes! What a wonderful site.
36. List four things you want to do in your lifetime:
- I can think of more than four!
- …I CAN THINK OF 43! Ha ha… ha…
37. What do you put on your hamburgers?:
- Cheese, which would = cheeseburger, and ketchup. HEINZ KETCH-UP! More music, more music, more music!
39. Do you eat raw hot dogs?:
- No. Ick.
38. ???
- That's not a female!
40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?:
- I don't eat salad.
Do you like:
JUNK
[x] chips
[x] fast food
[x] soda
[x] candy
[] popcorn with butter
[] pretzels
[x] corn (corn is junk?)
[] daikon
TOTAL: 5
FRUIT
[] oranges
[] strawberries
[] apples
[] bananas
[] pineapple
[] pears
[] peaches
[] grapes
[] plums
[] grapefruit
[] clementines (I found a clementine!)
[] tangerines (but I like the song!)
[] raspberries
[] blueberries
[] limes
[] lemons
[] mangos
[x] cherries (hey, so my site is named after the only fruit I will eat!)
[] watermelon
[] cantalope
[] honeydew
TOTAL: 1
MEAT
[x] ham
[x] chicken
[] lamb
[x] pork
[x] steak
[x] turkey
[x] bologna
[] fish
[] deer
[] bird
[] salami
[x] pepperoni
[] alligator
TOTAL: 7
DAIRY
[x] milk
[x] cheese
[] yogurt
[] cream
[x] butter
[] eggs
TOTAL: 3
DESSERTS
[x] brownies
[x] ice cream
[x] chocolate
[] sorbet
[x] sherbet
[x] cake
[x] cup cakes
[x] cookies
[] toffee
[] caramel
[] mousse
[] whipped cream
[] chocolate covered strawberries
[x] pie (heh heh heh… happy jack)
[] creme puffs
[] jello
[] chocolate covered pretzels
TOTAL: 8
CARBS
[x] bread
[x] pasta (pasta = spaghetti, right? because I recently rediscovered spaghetti)
[x] cereal
[] bagels
[x] doughnuts
[x] crackers
TOTAL: 5
TOTAL: 29
Now add up the number of X's and multiply by 3 to get the weight that you should be.
Repost this as "I should weigh ___ lbs"
TOTAL TOTAL: 87 lbs
Man, I was kind of hoping for 99, and then I could be NINETY NINE POUNDS!
Like the song I mean. Yes, I know you've never heard of it. It's by the Monkees. And it's not a particularly good song or anything. I mean, it's on CHANGES. And it's DAVY. Sorry Davy. But I mean, ever since The Day We Fall In Love, well… you know.