The moon over the Rio Grande
Category: Computers, Strange
Tags: email, hamlet, myspace, spam, survey, the-sims
I would like to complain about MySpace surveys. They seem to just be dumber than regular surveys. I start to do some to post on my blog sometimes, but then I realize that they're just stupid so I don't bother.
Also, I can't post a survey without fixing all the little spelling or grammar or spacing errors. The spacing errors ESPECIALLY bug me. I mean it is so easy to just add a little space here and there to keep it consistent, you know?
AND. What the hell is this "multiply your result out of 25 by 5 to get your percentage"?!? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. It should be multiplied by FOUR not FIVE! Learn to count man.
And now, a glimpse into my life. Or rather, my inbox.
Steve - [Cool Cherry Cream] Comment: "Why should I care if I have to cut my hair?"
uilleam - dont understand, hope u can help
Jada - Whoops
oddsandsods - Oddsandsods Digest, Vol 4, Issue 102
Grover Melton - Re: ?
Mack Paul - absorptive?
Alison Snell - shame of sex? we can change it
Micheal Ferguson - Fwd: About
oddsandsods - Oddsandsods Digest, Vol 4, Issue 101
Rae Chin - Re: private
Melody Ritter - Take it easy
oddsandsods - Oddsandsods Digest, Vol 4, Issue 100
Leslie North - Open something new for your self
And how many are actually for me? Drum roll please… FIVE! YAY! That's more than usual. Heh heh.
It's quite easy to figure out which ones they are, if you just look at who it's from. The "dont understand, hope u can help" seems like it was intended for me, but no. More spam. A year ago, before I took my email off DFL, I would've had this type of email every day.
But now. Spam spam spam. Every day. The spam I hate the most is the Hoodialife spam, because it's just an image and there's no text that I can block. You should see my blocked words list: viagra, v1agra, vlagra, v!agra, vi@gra, viagr@… AND ON AND ON AND ON for every possible variatation of spelling for a million different types of drugs.
So yeah. I had a really boring day today. Nothing to do. Instead of doing my Hamlet homework, I decided to make a Hamlet family in the Sims. But, I was stupid and I put the older Hamlet in the basement and took out the doors and started a fire so then I had to wait for him to die and then everyone was screaming "FIRE!" and Laertes was on the ground crying, and so the younger Hamlet keeps trying to go downstairs and put out the fire, but he can't, and I can't go into buy mode because there's a fire, so I just had to let it burn the whole basement up. So that was crappy. And also, because I had to move them into a house with three floors, it's so confusing because I've got to keep switching between levels to see what everyone's doing. And they were just really really boring.
And also, I ate my last chocolate covered cherry today. I'm sad.
ANYWAY ANYHOW ANYWHERE I CHOOSE!
Bum dadadum! Bum dadadum! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
TWANG! Beepbeepbeepbeep! FEEEEEEDBAAAAACK.
DUN-DUN! DUN!
OOH OOOH OHHHH…
Twinkle twinkle eighties twinkle!
BUM! BUM! HIT!
TWINKLE! TWINKLE! TWINKLE! TWINK!
Please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface! I wanna be in the sequel!
[BRIDGE]
red hot chili peppers
UH! OHH YEAH HAH! UHH HUH!
PANAMA! PAH NUH MUH HA!
DOOO YOOOU, YOU! FEEEEEEL LIKE I DO?
RIBBIT TWANG. DUN DUN DUH NUH! FORREST! JIM! PAUSE! START!
E'rybody know Mickey Dunn, eh!
:/ Just be glad you don't have to see people ACTUALLY taking the drug. One of the many disadvantages that comes with working at a private golf and country club…
Also, those aren't really offensive (why would your body need it?). I, on the other hand, always get these, ahem, body part enlargement e-mails — very offensive!
Ahh, I love The Sims 2… Too bad my sister took it to university with her graphically-abled (to play the game) laptop. My computer's fantastic but it for some reason makes the game look all choppy, pixelated and zigzaggy. And then there's the lag that comes with it… Oh how I miss the Goths…
Sorry about your e-mail situation, I'm facing an e-mail crisis myself. All I'm getting (aside from the enlargement junk) is co-op e-mails or dumb newsletters. Gosh I shouldn't subscribe to those things… Anyway, I'll send YOU an e-mail one day to make you happy, :)