I've finally had a weekend with no homework! How amazing is that?
So, I just worked on my websites all day today. Boring, but, it needed to be done.
You know, pretty much every commercial has characters that are stupid in it. Well, infomercials at least, especially. Person is trying to do something, but fails miserably. Bring in new product and they can do it perfect EVERY TIME.
Like, these shaving commercials and they're falling over trying to shave, and getting shaving cream everywhere, like what dumbasses! But then, bring in new product and it's perfect EVERY TIME.
Then there's one with some sort of levelling building thing. Using a regular level, everything is completely lopsided — bring in new product and it's perfect EVERY TIME.
Also, there's this one chick who is in like a new commercial every week. There's the "jalapeno" peppers one, where's she's like "gel APP en oh" and they're like "no, hal ah PEEN yo!", and then there was one with an airport or something, and one with some home improvement type store, and recently some toothpaste one. And it's just SO annoying. I don't know why, like she doesn't have any annoying voice or anything, but I mean, people aren't supposed to be in more than one commercial. It just doesn't work that way.
Also, The Simpsons really sucked tonight. But I mean, it was a Christmas episode, and they kind of have one every year, so I guess they've just run out of ideas for that, since lately they've been getting a little better. I mean, not REALLY good, but at least I've laughed a few times.
The Rapping Tomato poem the other week was wonderful. Why not have one of those again?
There once was a rapping tomato
That's right, I said rapping tomato
He rapped all day, from April to May
And also, guess what, it was me
"The Simpsons"
On that note, I updated the Quotes page a week or so ago. Yay.
| Odd Facts about ME | |
| DO YOU SNORE?: | I do not. Do I snore, John? You're a window-rattler, son. |
| LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: | Meh, depends. |
| WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: | Death. |
| AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: | Sometimes. |
| WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: | It's stale. |
| DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: | Yesum. |
| WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: | I don't think so, but other people might say I was. |
| HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: | What? Who said I was single? …actually, okay, I am, and I really don't care. |
| WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: | Keyboard coloured. As in ugly off white, with a little grey thing at the bottom, and blue-grey buttons and green LEDs. |
| DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: | Yes. |
| HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: | Nope. |
| ANY SECRET TALENTS?: | I don't think so. |
| WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: | England. |
| HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: | No. |
| HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: | Yes. |
| DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: | Not really. I don't go outside. |
| HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: | FUCK OFF NO ONE CARES! |
| CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: | Yes, if I wanted to. |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: | No. :( |
| ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: | Not really. |
| WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: | I don't really care. |
| IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: | As I currently see it, I don't want to get married. |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: | Eww no! |
| WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: | Peanuts, apparently, though I eat peanut butter every day. And dust. |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": | I don't know. |
| IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: | No. But Jim Morrison is. I heard he was Scotland. |
| DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: | I don't go to weddings and if I did… no. WTF. |
| HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: | I don't really like eggs a lot, but prepared by someone else and scrambled. |
| ARE BLONDES DUMB?: | Some are. |
| WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: | Attached to other clothing. |
| WHAT TIME IS IT?: | 9:52 PM. What is… time? Disciple? |
| DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: | No. |
| IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: | Not for the reasons you are implying, which I'm actually not sure of, but I don't really like McDonalds just because I just don't like the food, plain and simple. |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: | Umm, yesterday. |
| DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: | Showers. Baths are ICKY! |
| IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: | No. And you know, if he was, he would be fucking rich for suing all these people for using his image without permission. |
| ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: | A little. Especially because I'm blind. |
| WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: | Nothing. |
| CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: | Creamy? |
| HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: | Not that I can remember. |
| HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: | I think twice? |
| IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: | Maybe. |
| ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: | No. |
| HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: | Nope. |
| WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: | I don't know and FUCK I am tired of checking every time I do a fucking survey! Right! |
| WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: | Don't remember. |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: | Yes, I suppose. |
| WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: | I don't know. |
| ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: | No. |
| HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: | No. |
| DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: | Yes. |
| CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: | No. HELL no. I tried to stand on a skateboard in Communications but I couldn't even do that. |
| DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: | Not really. |
| DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: | I don't think so. |
| DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: | It's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout-a rock 'n' ro-oh-oh-ll! |
| IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: | Sometimes. |
| YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: | WTF, yes, I obviously do, because it is a fact that it happens. If however you mean do I think divorce is morally okay, then yes, although I think marriage is morally stupid and therefore so is divorce. |
| CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: | No. |
| DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: | Heh heh, I don't think so. Though my brother and I do talk about it in front of her, so yes, she probably does, though I've never explicitly told her. |
| WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: | Cookies? |
| DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: | No. |
| DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: | Not in the sense that it is possible for this person to ever like me back or even acknowledge or be aware of my existence. In that sense, no. |
| WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: | Head on. |
| DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: | Are those even in Canada? But, no. |
| FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: | Who? |
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