Today at school I noticed that someone engraved the phrase "I ♥ monkey dick" on my locker. I don't know if it's always been there or if it's a recent thing or what.
Now, maybe this was random graffiti. Or maybe the vandal was aware that the locker belonged to me. And if I was the intended victim, frankly, I'm appalled. They didn't even spell "Monkee" right.
October 12, 2007 at 6:01 PM
Hahaha!