What with the Christmas season (that's right, I said "Christmas" — deal with it) just around the corner, I thought I'd write a little about the joys of giving.
Giving is great. We should all give. It doesn't really matter what you give, because, after all, it's the thought that counts! Actually, you don't need to give anything as long as you just think about giving something!
You know, right now, I'm thinking about giving everyone who says "it's the thought that counts" a big ol' steaming pile of shit. And you know, they're okay with that, because it's the thought that counts!
For fuck's sake! The saying was made up by some lame-ass hippies who wanted materialistic people to feel bad about being materialistic. Maybe if you fucking hippies got a fucking job you could afford some nice gifts, rather than giving each other bullshit things like "peace" and "love". Fucking weirdoes.