- If I want my password to be "a", you fucking let me make it only one character long.
- Don't make me put in random numbers and capitals and lowercase letter, goddammit.
- If my mother's maiden name is Mom, I want to be able to enter it. None of this 4 characters bullshit. My mom's name is Mom and unless you can convince her to go to the registry office and change it, that is how it is fucking going to stay, thank you very much.
- And do not. Do not make me come up with a new fucking password every six months.
Seriously. If I want to have an easy password, then let me have it! If I get hacked, then it's my own damn fault. To cover your ass, go ahead and recommend that I use a harder password. But don't make me.
Burn in hell you goddamn password nazis!