Admittedly, this site is pretty varied. This blog in particular. People find this site in many different ways. Usually by normal means, such as searching for Neopets help or Monkees pictures.

Other times, people search for some pretty messed up or hilarious things and still end up here.

  • cherry lee lewis
  • fuck
  • cool cherry cream jenny = bitch (aww, reminds me of old times)
  • pie puns
  • you tube scarey dum stuff
  • band with drummer in bear costume
  • facebook password logger
  • pleasure dress as devil
  • choking penguin
  • jim morrison naked (there were waaay too many searches for this)
  • how can i not join neopets anymore
  • joe perry in the house (this search wins)
  • why did my strawberry jam rot?
  • you make me feel like i care
  • here comes peter cottontail chords
  • naughty love letters
  • ¿À³ë¿äÄÚ
  • how to make neopets go go away?
  • shoulder-pads

I'm now considering slapping a little sticker on the top of the page saying "this site is porn free!"… of course, that would only increase the hits I get from people searching for "cherry cream" without the "cool".

I'm really terrible at naming sites, aren't I? This, and Whiskey Man? A lot of disappointed perverts and alcoholics here, aren't there? Makes me weary of people who visit the site… and how, exactly, did you say you found me? :P

I've found having "cool" in the domain has been extremely helpful. I get all kinds of searches like "how to sound cool in your yearbook quote" and "steven tyler cool" that wouldn't have ended up here otherwise.

Well, I guess I'll have to continue blogging about strange combinations of things. All the better for wacky search terms.


One Comment

  • Posted by Jordon
    June 29, 2008 at 12:09 AM

    Cool Cherry Cream is a good name. Whenever I come here to read your latest post, it makes me want to pump up "Savoy Truffle." What a jam.

    I have a friend, also a Beatles fan, who said that whenever he heard the line "cool cherry cream," his mouth would start to water. Your site makes people hungry.


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