The best thing about bein’ a woman is that you can have a cream soda anytime you want and no one will look at you funny.
I’m trying to cut back on my pop intake though, but I’m in quite a pickle. I spent like half of what I should’ve spent last month for meals. So, that means eat more, right? But why should I intentionally make myself unhealthy and fat? Just because I’ve paid for that privilege? I don’t think so.
Anyway, I really shouldn’t be writing this because I’m trying to study for my first real test. Linguistics. Fun. Not. I read in “Teen” magazine when I was twelve that if you need to remember that John Steinbeck wrote “Of Mice and Men”, you should picture Beck wearing mouse ears. A lot of what I need to remember are names of people who did studies and what the study was about, and I’ve found this technique working quite well by picturing a fossilized drill and Warren G. Harding holding an eel and an orange.