Sounds
A Hard Day's Night Sounds
[Listen] "...Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and this is my other one."
[Listen] "...Course 'e can talk, 'e's a human being, isn't 'e?..."
[Listen] "...'oo's that lil' ol' man?..."
[Listen] "Give us a kiss!"
[Listen] "I fought the war for your sort!..."
[Listen] "'Ey, mister! Can we have our ball back?..."
[Listen] "...Shake was always bein' taller than me just to spite me!"
[Listen] "...I don't know, I thought it just sounded distinguished-like..."
[Listen] "...I'd ask you meself only I'm shy..."
[Listen] "...Oh, well, give 'im a couple of minutes then."
[Listen] "...If you've lost 'im, I'll cripple ya!"
[Listen] "...No, she'll only reject me in the end and I'll be frustrated."
[Listen] "I betcha can't guess what I was in for!"
[Listen] "The place is surgin' with girls!..."
[Listen] "Do I snore, John?..."
[Listen] "'E can't help 'avin' a hideous great hooter!..."
[Listen] "...They'll pick on a nose..."
[Listen] "'Ey! Any of you lot put a man in the cupboard?"
[Listen] "He's probably in the middle of some orgy by now!..."
[Listen] "We know 'ow to behave, we've 'ad lessons!"
[Listen] "I'm with them. I'm uh, Ringo's sister."
[Listen] "Ah, well, easy come, easy go!"
[Listen] "Torpedoed again, eh?"
[Listen] "Tell me, how did you find America?..."
[Listen] "Has success changed your life?..."
[Listen] "Are you a mod or a rocker?..."
[Listen] "What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?..."
[Listen] "What do you call that collar?..."
[Listen] "Do you often see your father?..."
[Listen] "We're out!"
[Listen] "...Sorry we 'urt your field, mister!"
[Listen] "She looks more like 'im than I do!"
[Listen] "They're dead grotty!"
[Listen] "She's a drag, a well-known drag. You turn the sound down on 'er and say rude things."
[Listen] "I now declare this bridge OPEN!"
[Listen] "Standing about, eh? Some people 'ave it dead easy!"
[Listen] "Ringo, what are you up to?..."
[Listen] "ZAP!"
[Listen] "'Ey, 'e's reading the Queen! That's an in-joke you know."
[Listen] "SHAZAM!"
[Listen] "I can get you on the stage..."
[Listen] "'Ey kids! I've got an idea! Why don't we do the show right here, YEAH!"
[Listen] "She's gonna show me 'er stamp collection!..."
[Listen] "Hey Ringo, you know what just happened to me?..."
[Listen] "...we realized he must have come back 'ere."
[Listen] "All coppers are villians..."
[Listen] "...Are you alright now?..."
[Listen] "...But I'm clean..."
Help! Sounds
[Listen] "What are you doin' on the floor?..."
[Listen] "Is not the Beatle with the ring, he..."
[Listen] "What was it that first attracted you to me?..."
[Listen] "Ey! My skin's soaked right through to the skin..."
[Listen] "It was you buzzin'! You naughty boy!"
[Listen] "...Will you explain everything when the oppourtunity presents itself?..."
[Listen] "Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?..."
[Listen] "Jeweller, you're not gettin' anywhere, are ya jeweller?"
[Listen] "...You can see a lot of the world from railings."
[Listen] "Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways..."
[Listen] "Hey, there might be some insurance..."
[Listen] "...Are you sure it's not mainlining or habit-forming?..."
[Listen] "It's me you fool!..."
[Listen] "Ey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!"
[Listen] "...It's a different religion from ours, I think."
[Listen] "Hold on, it's them! 'Cause only me and Paul know we're here..."
[Listen] "I'm always gettin' winked at these days. Used to be you, didn't it, Paul?"
[Listen] "All the rungs have been neatly sewn in the middle."
[Listen] "...Of course, why didn't you think of that, you twit!"
[Listen] "...Don't encourage him -- you've got the part, Paul."
[Listen] "I'm off! -- Typical."
[Listen] "Ringo! Ringo!..."
[Listen] "Get sacrificed, I don't subscribe to your religion!"
[Listen] "'I Need You' by George Harrison."
I Wanna Hold Your Hand Sounds
[Listen] "...All PERFECTLY normal. Merely means that these youngsters are enjoying themselves."
[Listen] "...Oh, I'm gonna die right here! He's so cute! So sexy!..."
[Listen] "...I loathe The Beatles!..."
[Listen] "...usually takes me only twenty minutes, but then, I *generally* don't go by way of Philadelphia!"
[Listen] "...Young girls screaming and running about. Helter skelter!"
[Listen] "...because John has to marry me! He has to, or else I'll kill myself!"
[Listen] "...Well actually, it was closer to four minutes ago."
[Listen] "I can't go in there! This elevator isn't lined up properly!"
[Listen] "You're a deranged person, but keep your chin up."
[Listen] "...I got some great shots of their suitcases..."
[Listen] "...It's Ringo! Ringo, you crackpot!"
[Listen] "She thinks you look like Paul..."
[Listen] "Somebody call the porter up here, I need me trousers cleaned..."
[Listen] "...so you can just quit taggin' along with me! Am-scray, sister!"
[Listen] "I just thought of something I could sell..."
[Listen] "Is that the bird that was under Lennon's bed?..."
[Listen] "...Then walk on the expressway!"
[Listen] "...If you don't get a haircut, you'll have to wear a sign!"
[Listen] "Oh, my God! He's just been hit by a bus!"
[Listen] "...The time I got thrown off the Long Island Railroad. Now, that was dangerous!"
[Listen] "...Forget about the Beatles? What's the matter, are you screwy or somethin'?"
[Listen] "I've just realized that there are more things in life for me..."
[Listen] "...Take that off, too, but sit down, PLEASE! Jesus Christ!"
[Listen] "How do I know which one's Ringo?..."
[Listen] "It's a one way street!..."
Let It Be Sounds
[Listen] "...GOOD MORNING!"
[Listen] "...whatever it is that will please you, I'll do it."
[Listen] "...you just thought he might slip you the answer."
[Listen] "You been out too long, Loretta, you've been playin' on the roofs again..."
[Listen] "I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group..."
Magical Mystery Tour Sounds
[Listen] "...No, don't knit for me."
[Listen] "Good morning Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters."
[Listen] "Why?"
[Listen] "...Ah, but if you look to your right."
[Listen] "Where da buth?..."
[Listen] "...You know what I mean. Don't you. Well, don't you?"
[Listen] "...Have a guess..."
[Listen] "...There you are, George..."
[Listen] "I was half an hour lookin' for the sugar! Hee!"
[Listen] "And they're having a LUVELY time!..."
[Listen] "...A song."
The Simpsons Sounds
Brush With Greatness Sounds
[Listen] "Hey, who's the mop-top with the big schnozz?..."
[Listen] "...What was Ed thinking?"
[Listen] "Dear Sally, in response to your letter of December the 12th, 1966..."
[Listen] "...Hello, what's this? From Springfield, U.S.A. Gear!"
[Listen] "Dear Marge, thanks for the fab painting of yours truly..."
Homer's Barbershop Quartet Sounds
[Listen] "You've got *it*! All except that police officer, yuck, too Village People. You'll have to replace him."
[Listen] "Wiggum forever, Barney never!"
[Listen] "We need a name that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it..."
[Listen] "Gentlemen, you've just recorded your first number 1..."
[Listen] "Principal Skinner, you've be referred to as 'the funny one'. Is that reputation justified?..."
[Listen] "...Oh my god. OH MY GOD! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BROWNIE?..."
[Listen] "...What'd you do? Screw up like The Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?..."
[Listen] "...Oh, he's with his new girlfriend, the 'Japanese conceptual artist'."
[Listen] "It's been done."
[Listen] "I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the audition..."
Lisa The Vegetarian Sounds
[Listen] "I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa... [Lisa backs away slowly]"
[Listen] "...Rock stars... is there anything they don't know?"
[Listen] "...Oh, and by the way, I'm alive..."
Yellow Submarine Sounds
[Listen] "Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night..."
[Listen] "It must've been one of them Unidentified Flying Cupcakes."
[Listen] "Help! Won't you PLEASE PLEASE help me!"
[Listen] "...Did I sneeze?"
[Listen] "...I can't help it, I'm a born Lever-puller."
[Listen] "I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach."
[Listen] "It's all in the mind."
[Listen] "...I'll get in the back then."
[Listen] "...I kinda like the way it is -- submarine shape."
[Listen] "Maybe time's goin' on strike..."
[Listen] "Hey! There's a cyclops!..."
[Listen] "...University of whales."
[Listen] "Now, whatever you do, don't touch that button!..."
[Listen] "And who the Billy Shears are you?"
[Listen] "This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire."
[Listen] "...Nothing is Beatleproof!"
[Listen] "...I am the ego man, goo goo g'joob."
Ringo Starr Sounds
"200 Motels" Sounds
[Listen] "...He made me do it, Dave. He's such a creep."
[Listen] "He wants me to f*** the girl with the harp."
[Listen] "(evil laughter)"
[Listen] "...I don't expect you to understand that because we haven't formed the group yet."
[Listen] "Some will enter the miltary, some will learn shorthand, and some will disappear in the middle of the night..."
[Listen] "The power of pop music to corrupt and putrify the minds of world youth are virtually limitless."
[Listen] "I stuff three pair of soaps and a bar of beauty soap down the front of my pants."
[Listen] "Hello there. All the guys in the band are pretending to get ready so they can go out to find some pussy."
"Sextette" Sounds
[Listen] "...We can't get the camera inside your pants!"
[Listen] "What's the word?..."
[Listen] "You know when your wife was my wife, your wife was some wife..."