Obsession

  1. You don't vacuum your hair, because The Monkees might be in it.
  2. Whenever you get dressed up, your friends ask you "Are you going to see The Monkees today?"
  3. You dress up as one of The Monkees for Halloween.
  4. You are somehow able to justify dressing up as a Monkee on a day other than Halloween.
  5. When you see the name "Mary" you feel that you must write another "Mary" beside it.
  6. You are nice to everyone, because you never know... they may be related to a Monkee!
  7. Whenever you see a "Kellogg's" product, you sing the Monkees Kellogg's jingle.
  8. You scream at your mommy and daddy that they're living in a lie.
  9. You accidentally say "don't do that" or "you must be joking" and burst out laughing.
  10. You think it's funny when you see or hear words from Monkees songs.
  11. If the first song you hear in the morning is "This Just Doesn't Seem to Be My Day", you refuse to get out of bed.
  12. While watching game shows, you always root for the person named Peter, Mike, Micky, or Davy.
  13. You punch a hole in the wall whenever you get angry.
  14. You walk into a drive-in and say "I haven't felt so starved in years!"
  15. When you eat a sandwich you say "I am picking the sandwich up, I am putting the sandwich in my mouth..."
  16. You have named a child/pet/toy/inanimate object after one of The Monkees or a Monkees song.
  17. You have seriously contemplated changing your name to Mary, Valleri, Rosemarie, etc.
  18. You can tell the difference between the remixed bonus tracks and original Monkees versions (eg. on PAC&J).
  19. You beat up pop machines when they are sold out. Or if you just happen to pass by one. For revenge.
  20. You can name where each clip in the beginning theme of the TV show came from.
  21. If you ever get laryngitis or lose your voice, you blame the Monkey's Paw. But of course, crayon you can say.
  22. If you say just one word from a Monkees song, you can't help but coninute singing the line.
  23. You get mad when people call "I'm a Believer" "Then I Saw Her Face".
  24. You get mad when people call "Daydream Believer" "Cheer Up Sleepy Jean".
  25. Whenever you see anything -- a cat, dog, person, etc -- that is short or small, you call them Davy. Even girls.
  26. You go into department stores and kiss the mannequins.
  27. You ask people on the street if they know the water's turning yellow.
  28. If someone says one of The Monkees names, you automatically assume they are talking about that Monkee.
  29. You join a Drama Club and convince the director to do a "Head" play.
  30. "33 1/3 Revolutions Per Monkee" doesn't scare you.
  31. You call one of your parents "Saturday" so that you can be Saturday's Child.
  32. Pillow Time is your favourite nursery rhyme.
  33. You have sudden urges to do the Davy Dance.
  34. Often.

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