Season 2 Sounds
33. It's A Nice Place To Visit
[Listen] "...Well, every couple has it's problems, you know."
[Listen] "...The Bandit uh - Without A Nickname."
[Listen] "...Booze..."
[Listen] "...Davy, it's me, Peter..."
[Listen] "...Well, anyway, you take that, and you take the loose end."
[Listen] "...Micky and Mike who?..."
[Listen] "...Micky Dolenz in a challenge? What do you think I'll do?..."
[Listen] "...The lead in a television series always wins."
34. The Picture Frame
[Listen] "...I went to Stage 1 at 2:00 instead of Stage 2 at 1:00."
[Listen] "...That library book - it's a week overdue!"
[Listen] "I thought this was gonna be in colour!..."
[Listen] "I'm glad you cut out the part where I tripped..."
[Listen] "We were shootin' a movie, some cat came up..."
[Listen] "...Well, it's like I told ya, we were doin' a movie."
[Listen] "Even Peter thinks we're guilty..."
[Listen] "...You guessed!"
35. Everywhere A Sheik, Sheik
[Listen] "Tell me, has the princess ever had a crush on anyone before?..."
[Listen] "This king kidnapped me and he wants me to marry his daughter!..."
[Listen] "...That's a little small, isn't it?"
[Listen] "...You would."
[Listen] "...It's poisoned..."
[Listen] "It's so nice spending these last few moments alone..."
36. Monkee Mayor
[Listen] "...Maybe they're on their coffee break..."
[Listen] "They're gonna tear down a stadium and build a parking lot!..."
[Listen] "...It's two checks for fifty dollars."
37. Art, For Monkees' Sake
[Listen] "...Oh, for I minute I thought you knew Mike."
[Listen] "What's the most important thing for an artist?..."
[Listen] "...That means they've switched the paintings!"
[Listen] "The modest but powering Texan needs no introduction."
[Listen] "That thing was almost a thousand years old!..."
38. I Was A 99 Lb. Weakling
[Listen] "I wish Mike were here."
[Listen] "Step over that line..."
[Listen] "Did somebody yell for help?..."
[Listen] "Hey, mister! Would you throw us back our ball?..."
[Listen] "...I'm a believer, I'm a believer."
[Listen] "...Does hunger justify murder?..."
[Listen] "...I am standing up."
[Listen] "Before I came to Shah-Ku's, I used to be 6'2"..."
[Listen] "She wants his mind..."
39. Hillbilly Honeymoon
[Listen] "...But I'm not the one!..."
[Listen] "...I don't want nobody calling her old maid."
[Listen] "...he's probably dead by now."
[Listen] "I think you're cute!..."
[Listen] "...It's a thought!..."
[Listen] "...Anybody who sings like that deserves to die!"
[Listen] "...Ten million chicks madly in love with him..."
[Listen] "Where's Jud?..."
[Listen] "Knock knock..."
40. Monkees Marooned
[Listen] "...That's one of the dumbest things you've ever done..."
[Listen] "...Davy, you are British..."
[Listen] "...It was probably a car backfiring or something."
[Listen] "...We've been going around in circles!..."
[Listen] "...I'd see a doctor about that..."
41. Card Carrying Red Shoes
[Listen] "...Well it can't be you every week, Davy."
[Listen] "...All right, hands up! You're takin' orders from me!..."
[Listen] "Shut up, face!"
[Listen] "...They can tourture 'em, beat 'em, drug 'em..."
[Listen] "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a chicken..."
42. The Wild Monkees
[Listen] "Where did you get that water?..."
[Listen] "What kinda people have you got coming up here?..."
[Listen] "...Yeah, but the kitchen's that way..."
[Listen] "Ooh, please don't kill me! Please...!"
[Listen] "...Ah ha ha! It's a cocker-spaniel!"
[Listen] "...Will you shut off your engine, we can't hear you!..."
[Listen] "It says here in the script..."
[Listen] "For initiation, we kill our new members!"
[Listen] "...You can't keep pushing me like this..."
[Listen] "Order, order, can I have some order please?..."
43. A Coffin Too Frequent
[Listen] "Hey, I'd didn't know you could read..."
[Listen] "...No, but I will be if he keeps making those remarks!"
[Listen] "Now that's a trip!"
[Listen] "I know why everybody joins hands at a seance..."
44. Hitting The High Seas
[Listen] "...But you said we could talk!..."
[Listen] "Take him to the galley..."
[Listen] "...We wouldn't hang around with long haired weirdoes like that..."
[Listen] "I'm innocent! I never impersonated a parrot in my life!..."
45. Monkees In Texas
[Listen] "BANG! BANG BANG BANG!..."
[Listen] "...I thought Mike's name was Nestor..."
[Listen] "...That's your other cousin, Clara. She still looks the same..."
[Listen] "Hey Micky, how come I have to wear all this?..."
[Listen] "Oh, I can't come this afternoon, I'm busy shooting..."
[Listen] "...Water your horse? I'm not a stable boy!..."
[Listen] "Not now, this is a family show! Yeesh!"
[Listen] "I think you're bluffin'!..."
[Listen] "...I can't, I can't kill him. He's my best friend..."
[Listen] "...Flies, no, but if you're a human, he'll kill ya!"
46. Monkees On The Wheel
[Listen] "...That's my line!..."
[Listen] "...I am standing up!"
[Listen] "Della, sweet as any fella, Della..."
[Listen] "...And he grew up into this beanstalk."
[Listen] "Take this Wizard Glick!..."
[Listen] "...Are you nuts? Put some glass in those glasses you dumb dumb!..."
[Listen] "...And now you cut back to us..."
47. The Christmas Show
[Listen] "...Would you accept four ladies who shave?"
[Listen] "...Through the studio gates and right on the set here."
[Listen] "...Well, since it's the Christmas holiday, make it $19.95..."
[Listen] "How come I'm all clean and you're all dirty?..."
48. Fairy Tale
[Listen] "...Look at the sideburns and that body!"
[Listen] "HAROLD, YOU BETTER GET THIS CARRIAGE OUTTA THE MUD!"
[Listen] "...Well call back later, I was having my hair done. Bye."
[Listen] "...No, 'cause I'll be killed, stupid, it's my home!"
[Listen] "...Don't even like her? Man, that's the grooviest lookin' chick I ever saw!..."
[Listen] "...'Cause I'm a mean little girl!"
[Listen] "...Follow the birds."
[Listen] "Waita minute you dingbat, who's gonna feed the goldfish?"
[Listen] "...No, I won't marry you! Of course not, man!..."
49. Monkees Watch Their Feet
[Listen] "...Could it be my clothes are putting me on?"
[Listen] "Is this young man the worldest fastest exhibitionist?..."
[Listen] "...What does a spaceship look like?..."
[Listen] "Here he comes, walking down the beach..."
[Listen] "...I don't know how it stays alive!"
[Listen] "...For a minute I thought he was trying to get rid of us."
[Listen] "...Oh, well they won't find out much from Micky..."
50. Monstrous Monkee Mash
[Listen] "What a kiss! I've never felt this way before!..."
[Listen] "Won't you come in?..."
[Listen] "...Why does it tell me to be a vampire, Mike? Why?..."
[Listen] "I vant to drink your blood!..."
[Listen] "I told Davy a thousand times, man, stop hanging around with vampires!"
[Listen] "If the uncle comes back in, pretend that everything is ga-roovy."
[Listen] "...He wants to play his own music!"
[Listen] "Hey, aren't you Davy's girl?..."
[Listen] "...He's gone!"
[Listen] "You oughta get a hair cut, they won't let you in Disneyland."
[Listen] "...Oh, shut up."
[Listen] "Excuse me, do you have an eraser?"
[Listen] "...And nobody interrupts us - nobody!"
[Listen] "Here I am, Mummy Man!..."
51. The Monkee's Paw
[Listen] "...You don't mean...!"
[Listen] "Go toe, go! Sock it to me, baby!..."
[Listen] "...Are you kidding? Have you ever heard him sing?"
[Listen] "...Well, because he don't like barbeque, I guess..."
[Listen] "...How!"
[Listen] "...Now 'crayon' I can say!"
[Listen] "...I think you spell 'monkey' with a 'y'..."
52. The Devil And Peter Tork
[Listen] "So that's uh, that's what [cuckoo] is all about..."
[Listen] "...Due to lack of interest, tomorrow was cancelled."
[Listen] "...The television show's not over..."
[Listen] "If you love music, man, you can play music."
53. Monkees Race Again
[Listen] "I say, Peter, would you care for another spot of tea?..."
[Listen] "...There's enough gags in this show already."
[Listen] "...If we don't find Micky, would you like to join our group?"
[Listen] "...It's bad enough we have a tuning fork!"
[Listen] "...I don't think he'll be able to see over the wheel!"
[Listen] "I think I'm a little high."
[Listen] "Boy, you sure got a lousy part!"
[Listen] "You flew all the way to Hollywood for this part?"
54. The Monkees In Paris
[Listen] "I got a nice, tight close-up of the monkey."
55. Monkees Mind Their Manor
[Listen] "...But you didn't teach me anything!..."
[Listen] "...Booze! I'll drink to that!"
[Listen] "...I saw four boys on television the other night..."
[Listen] "...I wanted to give them our Christmas message..."
56. Some Like It Lukewarm
[Listen] "Money, money, anything for money!"
[Listen] "I think he's cute..."
[Listen] "...One more remark like that and I'll hit you with me purse."
[Listen] "Wait, my darling! You forgot your high... heels?"
[Listen] "...That's what happens when you get dressed in the dark!"
[Listen] "Oh! Yeah! Girls! My heart is now amended."
57. Monkees Blow Their Minds
[Listen] "You know that after I quit the show, I'm gonna join The Byrds..."
[Listen] "...You're a popular musician, I'm dirty, gross, and ugly."
[Listen] "Eh, Mr. Tork, why don't you join me in a cup of tea?..."
[Listen] "...But write first 'cause we're renting your room!"
[Listen] "Now, I want you to free your mind of all thought..."
[Listen] "...What do you expect from a psychic slave?"
[Listen] "Don't do that..."
58. Mijacogeo - The Frodis Caper
[Listen] "...You oughta see what happens after the commercial!"
[Listen] "...Man, I'm always like this."
[Listen] "...It's 7:30/6:30 central time! It's time for 'The Monkees'!..."
[Listen] "...A chant I learned when I sent in a cereal box top!"
[Listen] "...I saw the last scene."