A Hard Day's Night Quotes
George: That's not your grandfather.
Paul: It is, you know.
George: But I've seen your grandfather, 'e lives in your 'ouse!
Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but 'e's my grandfather as well.
John: How do you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and this is my other one.
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John: 'Ello, grandfather!
Grandfather: 'Ello!
John: 'E can talk then, can 'e?
Paul: Course 'e can talk, 'e's a human being, isn't 'e?
Ringo: Well if 'e's your grandfather, who knows, HA HA HA HA!
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Norm: 'Ey!
Everyone: 'oo's that lil' ol' man?
Norm: Well, 'oo is 'e?
Ringo: 'E belongs to Paul!
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John: Give us a kiss!
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Man: I fought the war for your sort!
Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won!
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Paul: 'Ey, mister! Can we have our ball back?
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Norm: Your grandfather pointed out that Shake was always bein' taller than me just to spite me!
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George: Aye, but don't rush. None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I don't know, I thought it just sounded distinguished-like.
John: George Harrison, the Scouse of distinction.
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Paul: Excuse me, but these young men I'm sitting with wondered if two of us could come over and join you. I'd ask you meself only I'm shy.
Grandfather: I'm sorry, miss! You musn't fraternize with me prisoners!
Pattie: Prisoners?
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Norm: 'E's been gone a long time.
Shake: 'Oo?
Norm: Paul's grandfather.
Shake: Oh, I didn't notice, where'd 'e go?
Norm: Down the uh [gestures].
Shake: Oh, down the uh.
Norm: Yeah, down the uh [gestures].
Shake: Oh, well, give 'im a couple of minutes then.
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Paul: Honest, you can't trust you with anything, Norm. If you've lost 'im, I'll cripple ya!
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George: Going in, then?
Ringo: No, she'll only reject me in the end and I'll be frustrated.
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John: I betcha can't guess what I was in for!
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Norm: The place is surgin' with girls!
John: Please sir, sir, can I have one to surge me sir, please sir?
Norm: No ya can't!
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Ringo: Do I snore, John?
John: Yeah, yer a window-rattler, son.
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Grandfather: 'E can't help 'avin' a hideous great hooter! And the poor little head tremblin' under the weight of it.
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Grandfather: It's your nose, you know. Fans are funny that way. They'll pick on a nose.
Ringo: Ah, you pick on your own.
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Ringo: 'Ey! Any of you lot put a man in the cupboard?
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Paul: He's probably in the middle of some orgy by now!
Everyone: ORGY!
Old Man: B-b-b-b-ut, what about me?
John: You're too old!
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John: We know 'ow to behave, we've 'ad lessons!
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Shake: I'm with them. I'm uh, Ringo's sister.
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Ringo: Ah, well, easy come, easy go!
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George: Torpedoed again, eh?
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Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John: Turn left at Greenland.
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Reporter: Has success changed your life?
George: Yes.
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Reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: Umm, no, I'm a mocker.
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Reporter: What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George: Arthur.
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Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: Mmm... a collar.
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Reporter: Do you often see your father?
Paul: No, actually, we're just good friends.
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Ringo: We're out!
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Man: I suppose you know this is private property.
George: Sorry we 'urt your field, mister!
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John: She looks more like 'im than I do!
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George: They're dead grotty!
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George: She's a drag, a well-known drag. You turn the sound down on 'er and say rude things.
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John: I now declare this bridge OPEN!
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John: Standing about, eh? Some people 'ave it dead easy!
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Norm: Ringo, what are you up to?
Ringo: Page five.
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Paul: ZAP!
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John: 'Ey, 'e's reading the Queen! That's an in-joke you know.
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Paul: SHAZAM!
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John: I can get you on the stage.
Makeup Artist: Oh how?
John: You turn right here in the corridor and go past the...
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John: 'Ey kids! I've got an idea! Why don't we do the show right here, YEAH!
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John: She's gonna show me 'er stamp collection!
Paul: So's mine!
Girl: But, I haven't got any stamps!
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George: Hey Ringo, you know what just happened to me?
Ringo: No, I don't.
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Paul: Oh, we were looking for Ringo, but, we realized he must have come back 'ere.
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Grandfather: All coppers are villians.
Sergeant: Would you two like a cup of tea?
Grandfather: See? Sly villians.
Ringo: Umm, no thank you, Mr. Sergeant, sir, no, not for me, please, don't.
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Sergeant: What is all this?
John: Hold on! Catch my breath!
Sergeant: Are you alright now?
John: Yeah. Uh? [runs away]
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John: But you took a wrong turn, and what happened? You're a lonely old man from Liverpool.
Grandfather: But I'm clean.
John: Are ya?
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